In Honor of Valentine's Day, Here Are Some Photos of People Eating By Themselves
Today is Valentine's Day, a day that many of you will be spending alone. Which is fine, being by yourself can be awesome. To make you feel a little less alone in the world, here are some shots from...
View ArticleDoctors Defend Tongue-Mesh Surgery as a Safe Weight-Loss Technique
Going to the gym is hard. It requires a lot of effort, and your 45-minute workout is the caloric equivalent of two pints of beer. It’s just a shitty and exhausting way to lose weight, and that’s why...
View ArticleI Had to Stop Interviewing Rick Ross Because He Can't Handle Hard Questions
I Had to Stop Interviewing Rick Ross Because He Can't Handle Hard Questions
View ArticleValentine's Day Speed Dating on the Los Angeles Subway
Photos by Elizabeth Vazquez Valentine's Day would be pitiful and meaningless if it weren't for various companies trying to subtly promote their brand through get-in-love-quick schemes. This year, the...
View ArticleThe 8-Bit Olympics May Be More Fun Than the Real Games
The 8-Bit Olympics May Be More Fun Than the Real Games
View ArticleGetting Arrested Made Me a Better Person
Photo of Reinhardt College via While watching Diane Sawyer with my parents on January 11, 2011, the mugshot of a maniacal, bald, psychotic-looking guy was plastered across the screen. He looked like a...
View ArticleGetting Cuddled by a Professional
All photos by Erin Fonseca It’s 7:20 PM on Tuesday night, and I’m wandering the after-hours Wall Street wasteland looking for the apartment of “Ali C.,” where I have an appointment to cuddle. Like a...
View ArticleMy Intimate Dinner with Beyoncé
The Queen B via. In 1966, John Lennon infamously remarked that the Beatles were “more popular than Jesus,” resulting in death threats, protests, and public burnings of their records. But in 2014, it...
View ArticleIran Will Subject Female Soccer Players to Random Gender Tests
On February 3, the governing body for soccer in Iran—Football Federation Islamic Republic of Iran (FFIRI)—declared that it would implement gender-verification procedures in the women’s league. To...
View ArticleThe Government Is Really Hating On Australian Unions
Australia’s unions have survived a lot: the Eureka rebellion, the waterfront dispute, John Howard’s WorkChoices, and maybe even Craig Thomson. Whether they’ll survive the Abbott administration is...
View ArticleWeediquette: T. Kid's College Graduation
Just before my senior year of college, it occurred to me that I might actually lose out pretty big in life if I didn’t graduate. I had spent much of the previous three years smoking blunts, taking...
View ArticleNew Zealand's Christian-Atheists are Against School Yard Evangelism
Christian-Atheist David Hines designed his own t-shirts that play on the acronym JAFA, which usually stands for Just Another Fucking Aucklander. He hopes the shirts will encourage more atheists to...
View ArticleAll Bad News Considered: A Rogue Wave Killed a Man Through His Cruise Cabin...
We all live in echo-chambers of our own choosing, whether we're conservative, liberal, or anything in between. The news we get is the news we want, blowhard commentators and link curators delivering...
View ArticleLi'l Thinks: The Me Gaze
Illustration by Penelope Gazin Girls and women (it feels so corny to consider girls and women as these separate classes of experience, right?) have, more so than guys and to our great benefit, style...
View ArticlePorn Is Helping Giant Pandas Return to the Wild
A panda in captivity engrossed in some panda porn. In late 2012, a young panda named Tao Tao was released into China’s Liziping Nature Reserve. Born in captivity, Tao Tao is now being billed as the...
View ArticleThe Prawn Goodbye
Industrial shrimp farming operation. Image via Despite what hackneyed reality shows like Big Shrimpin’ and Ragin’ Cajuns would have you believe, the majority of our shrimp aren’t caught in the wild...
View ArticleThe Motorcycle Gang Girls of Morocco
Everyone says Copenhagen and Amsterdam are bike cities, but what about Marrakesh? London-based Moroccan artist Hassan Hajjaj tapped into the bike culture of Marrakesh in his latest series of photos,...
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