Slangin' Dope at Art Basel
A nightclub where white people probably love to do cocaine. Image via. Once a year, thousands of rich assholes flock to South Beach to buy artistic shit like papier-mâché balls at Art Basel, one of...
View ArticleInto the Weird: Michael Edwards Takes Sexy Photos of Ladies at Their Homes
Image courtesy of the author If you google me, you'll find a photo of me in my underwear on Me in My Place, a website and phone app collecting pictures of scantily clad girls at their homes. Some...
View ArticleWeediquette: T. Kid's Bad Luck Charm
T. Kid's spirit animal is a jailbird. Image via. Maintaining a high school weed habit was a hassle exemplified by run-ins with the police. Serious crimes rarely sparked these interactions in the...
View ArticleAll Bad News Considered: Google Stalked Santa Claus and a Website Ranked...
Image via. The pesky truth about huge wind farms is that they're not very nice to birds. The massive turbines create vortexes that suck in birds and smash them with the ferocity of a Randy Johnson...
View ArticlePhysical Singularity
More from this issue: Deep-Fried America on a Stick Andres Serranos Cuban Odyssey The Act of Puking
View ArticleSyria's Rebel Press Is Fighting Back Against Jihadists
Copies of independent Syrian newspaper Enab Baladi ("Local Grapes") lie among rubble (picture courtesy of Enab Baladi) Rami Al Razzouk was traveling between Raqqa and Tabaqa in northeastern Syria when...
View ArticleI Went to Art Basel and Tried to "Get" Art
[This article first appeared on VICE.com in December 2012.] A while ago, I wrote a thing about how I don't "get" art. In the piece, I dared to suggest that maybe it was silly that a neon sign that...
View ArticleLenny Cooke Failed and Then Found Himself
It’s hard to define failure. Was Johnny Thunders a failure? Maybe. The guy who rides shotgun in a garbage truck? Perhaps. Personally, George W. Bush always struck me as a horrible failure, yet he made...
View ArticleUkrainian Protesters Toppled Kiev's Lenin Statue Last Night
Protesters smash off chunks of Lenin's statue in Kiev. Photos by Konstantin Chernichkin. Protests in Kiev on Sunday evening finished with a theatrical flourish, as the pro-EU, anti-Russia...
View ArticleYou Can't Prove I Like Heroin and Blackmail
Mayor Rob Frod vs. the media. via Twitter. The past week (just like every other week) has not been kind to poor ol’ Mayor Rob Frod. He's been accused of doing heroin and also exchanging marijuana for...
View ArticleChristmas Ads for People Who Hate Christmas Ads
Still from CANAL+'s holiday TV spot Tis the season when big advertisers roll out “emotional” commercials to try and guilt you into buying your loved ones shit they don’t need. Many people call this...
View ArticleBad Cop Blotter: Undercover ATF Agents Exploited and Arrested Mentally...
The Washington, DC, headquarters of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives. Even among federal agencies, the ATF's incompetency stands out. Photo via Flickr user Mr. T in DC At a...
View ArticleNSA Spies Went on a Quest for Gamers' Data in World of Warcraft
NSA Spies Went on a Quest for Gamers' Data in World of Warcraft
View ArticleEat Meat with Your Hands Like God Intended
One of the most eagerly anticipated culinary events of the year in Los Angeles is Beefsteak. Organized by Tim & Eric's Eric Wareheim, Cort Cass, and Matt Selman, Beefsteak is a throwback to...
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